$ALPHA MEME COIN
Your friend told you alpha. Degens in your PVT say good dev, previous 20m. You max bidded. Lost everything. They blamed it on snipers.
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DM your boys anything. They always got alpha.
the degen journey
"Bro I got insider alpha. This coin hasn't been called yet. Easy 100x."
$500/month for exclusive calls. Guaranteed early. 67 members. Admin profile pic is a guy in a Lambo.
"Guaranteed 100x. Haven't shilled on CT or anywhere yet. Ape now."
"It's gonna get huge marketing and pump super hard, right???"
Dev dumped. KOL deleted tweet. Group chat went silent.
Admin posts another CA 20 minutes later. You aped again. Surely this is the one, RIGHT?
alpha calls
"Bro trust me. This one moons tonight. Easy 100x."
Dev dumped 2 hours later. Your boy already sold.
"My source says Binance listing next week. Load up."
No listing. "Source" was a screenshot from a fake Telegram.
"This is the next PEPE. Dev is based. Community strong."
Dev was the KOL's alt. Rugged at $500K mcap.
"I'm never wrong. Check my pinned. 50 calls, all senders."
Deleted 200 calls that rugged. Only pinned the 3 that hit.
copium file
"It's just a dip bro"
translation: it's not coming back
"The team is still building"
translation: dev wallet moved to Tornado Cash
"Diamond hands bro"
translation: I can't sell because liquidity is gone
"NFA but I'm still bullish"
translation: I'm down 97% and can't admit it
"I do my own research"
checking portfolio
"my boy never misses"
live group chat
tokenomics
@BasedCryptoCalls: bro you still looking for alpha?
@you: yeah what you got
@BasedCryptoCalls: $ALPHA. trust me bro. NFA.
This is not financial advice. Nothing is. Your boy's "alpha" is not financial advice. We are all just guessing.
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Alpha Caller 100x
KOL
Trust the cabal. What could go wrong?
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